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Michele Bachmann: I'm quitting my House seat in 2014
Wed May 29, 2013
Kennyw: Why insult witches like that? Witches are generally thoughtful and intelligent, unlike these two.
Sources: Alleged stalker approached Hugh Jackman with razor, said 'we should be married'
Mon Apr 15, 2013
An electric razor? Shudder. What was she going to do with it, trim his beard?
Man slices arms to the bone with saws at California Home Depot
Thu Apr 11, 2013
But it IS Bush's fault!
NRA threatens to punish lawmakers on gun control vote despite deal
Wed Apr 10, 2013
WitchKing: That's what NBC wants Americans hating Americans. Are you sure you don't mean Fox News?
Inside the State of the Union
Tue Feb 12, 2013
@Jim: Of course the joint chiefs sat stone-faced. So did Boehner. They're worried about all the war profits they and their cronies will lose if we pulled out of the cycle of endless war.
Fla. woman offered year of free parking after insult written on valet ticket
Sat Dec 29, 2012
In mass communications law, there was a famous case called the Cherry Sisters in the early days of TV. They appeared on a variety show talent contest. After they danced, the host said they looked like a pair of hippos in tutus. Mortified, the sued for slander. When the case went to court. the judge …
Idaho Sen. Mike Crapo arrested for DUI
Sun Dec 23, 2012
Brad: The DUI is worse. Drunk drivers can kill or injure others. Bill Clinton's conduct was a victimless transgression, and should have been left between him, Hillary, and Monica. Instead the GOP spent something like $70 million taxpayer dollars to try to make something prosecutable stick to him.
Ryan in coal country hits Obama on energy
Sat Oct 20, 2012
There is no such thing as clean coal. Don't buy it.
Romney: Secretly recorded remarks 'not elegantly stated'
Mon Sep 17, 2012
It wouldn't be Romney's job to "worry" about anyone except the 2%. The rest of us be damned.
Christine O'Donnell considering political comeback
Sun Sep 16, 2012
Too bad she's not really a witch. The Senate needs some Wiccans among its ranks.
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